Fuck Libertarians

I've met with and listened to too many of those stupid fucks in the last week

Go fuck yourself with your "personal responsibility trumps government social functions".

Don't fucking sit in your middle class home with your Infiniti in the garage and say that Americans are to blame for the high gas prices because they live in the suburbs and have to drive an hour to work in the city.

Fuck you, you corn smeared asswipes. You want to know why people move out of the city? Usually either a)they can't afford one of the $500,000 high rise condos downtown with the $348 a month HOA fee or b)it's just not a safe place to raise a family.

Fuck you, you mid-range booze sipping cheesedicks. Less government regulations on corporations mean the people get fucked. Human beings have compassion. Corporations have bottom lines.

Why is it that almost every single fucking Libertarian I've met has some cash tied up in stocks or has a comfortable life with some wiggle room and maybe a jet ski on the hitch trailer 'round the side of the house?

Why is it that almost every single fucking Libertarian I've met wants to tell me that they agree with 90% of what I stand for but want 90% of what my republican counter-part wants too?

Why is it that almost every single fucking Libertarian I've met thinks that they can solve every world issue if they could just limit government to a skeleton crew but bitches when their kid can't get an appointment with a counselor at his university?